It goes like this. Nothing but clean nappies for days, decide to go out to lunch at a place with a very public car park and at least half an hours drive away, or to test drive a new car, or to a friends for coffee and within five minutes Amazing Grace is being played by his lordships bottom and we are opening the windows. Of course by the time we get to the destination the car, and us, kind of smell like a dirty nappy. Then we have to do a quick change in full view of passing people in the boot of the car or on the backseat, followed by me walking around with a nappy bag looking for a suitable bin.
Now why he has started this trend is beyond us. I thought that it was my driving but then he did the duty while Kim was driving. Then perhaps he didn't like the ride of the car, but we then bought a new one and he christened that on his second trip so we are at a loss.
The other thing that we think it might be is that he hates leaving home for some reason, or perhaps he is just vindictive, he never opens his bowels on the way home but only on the way to our destination where he knows we could have some changing issues.
It's also not like we feed him before we go out, or that we always go out at the same time, no it just seems to be totally random and constant.
So the choices, we either don't go out, ever, and have a constipated child, or we do got out and find the most private parking spot we can and pack plenty of rubber gloves? I think it will be the latter somehow.
Bottoms up!
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